No One Believes Hideous Liberal Woman Had Sex With Billionaire Conservative President

E. Jean Carroll's talks about her new book that explores an alternative universe in which she is physically attractive looking.

In a recent Big Thing video, President Trump was attacked by the #MeToo movement, but this time both sides agree she’s too ugly to be the President’s type.

In a very professional poll we did, 100% of Democrat and Republican representatives believe President Trump is innocent on account she’s too ugly.

One Democrat was offended we were Americans and a Republican told us “Her tits aren’t big enough, plus I’m pretty sure she’s a lesbian”.

The accuser, writer E. Jean Carroll, who most notably hit the wall 50 years ago, has accused the President of doing something sexual with her—even way past her prime.

We asked an old classmate of her’s about their impression of the transvestite donkey witch.

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Jerome F.

In defense of the President he has always dated and slept with really hot women, I mean look at his current wife.

Compare that to his accuser.

E. Jean Carroll’s new book can be found in the nonfiction section where books are sold.

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