First Illegal Immigrant Running For President Deported Hours Before 2019 DNC Debate

Booker, Castro, de Blasio, Delaney, Gabbard, Inslee, Klobuchar, O’Rourke, Ryan, Warren, [DEPORTED]

(Miami) — Tonight ten Democrats will debate on stage to see who will run against President Trump in the 2020 Election — expect for one.

He was the first illegal immigrant to run for President in the Democrat party.

Winning votes in all sanctuary states and cities. His open boarders and “free everything” policy was a smash hit among the 18-35 year-old beta male and feminist demography. It should also be noted his strongest supporters are the other one hundred million illegal immigrants living in America.

He was voted most likely to sweep the debates, even though he didn’t speak a lick of English, he had overwhelming support in Spanish speaking communities.

Nobody actually knows the name of this candidate, because there was no documentation in America this person ever existed.

ICE was informed about an illegal immigrant selling counterfeit handbags backstage of the Presidential Debate stage — which lead to his deportation.

Coverage of the debate begins 7pm Central Time.


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